GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE

AUGUST 21, 1998

CLASSIFIEDS

Help Wanted

Earn Spare Cash! Youngstown and Cincinnati

We need drivers to deliver the Gay People's Chronicle to stores in Youngstown and Cincinnati. If you have an insured vehicle, and are available Fridays, please call Brian, 10 am to 6 pm weekdays, toll free at 800-426-5947.

Mail Handlers Needed Seeking motivated and hardworking people to work part-time or on an on-call basis. $5.15/hour. Start work immediately! Call Mary Ann at 216631-8646. (~)

Business Opportunities

Coffee franchises, sell fresh coffee, beans, related merchandise. Will sell 1, 2, or all 3 locations, equipment and inventory. 614-488-3148. (10)

For Sale

BOAT, 16.5', fiberglass, GC, with trailer, $1,200; 115HP Chrysler outboard, GC, $970. Call 216341-3882.

Services

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Placing a Classified in the Gay People's Chronicle

Classified ads received with payment by 8 pm on Friday will be included in the next issue. Ads are 75¢ per word, minimum $15, for each issue the ad appears in. A headline is $5.00 per line extra and can have 25 characters per line, including spaces (22 if all capital letters). The $15 minimum can be any combination of ad text and headlines. Ads without headlines will have the first words boldfaced. Number groups, such as phone numbers, count as one word. Hyphenated terms (for example, 20-wordor lesbian/ gay) count as two. When in doubt, count it. No sexually explicit ads accepted. Make check or money order payable to Gay People's Chronicle, or use MasterCard or Visa. Credit card orders can be sent by fax to 216-631-1052, or by phone to 216-631-8646, toll free 800-426-5947.

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Gay Intellectual Elitist Humor. Private performances. All new, original. First time in Cleveland area. Call for information. 440-942-8613.

MAN MAID, INC.

Commercial and residential cleaning, carpet cleaning, general maintenance, repairs and painting. Bonded and insured. References available. Meticulous and dependable. Call 216-749-9735. (12)

Relieve Stress & Aching Muscles/

Licensed Massage Therapist, Elizabeth Leonard. 614-299-0930.

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Licensed female massotherapist. Professional therapeutic aromatherapy massage to regain balance and energy. Sam Wanna Salon. 330-665-4949 for appointment.

For Rent

Northern Ohio

Akron-Highland Square

Nice 1-2 BR flat, wall-to-wall carpet, sunroom with French doors, faux fireplace, large kitchen, basement with washer/dryer, back yard, quiet, secluded neighborhood, only a 5 minute walk to shops, dining, etc.... $450 per month + utilities. Call 330375-9287.

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Want to live on the Gold Coast? Lakewood studio apartment. View of lake, parking available, no pets. $455 per month including air conditioning and utilities. Call 216-227-1544. Archwood Avenue 1 BR with office, remodeled. $450 per month. Call 216-749-1994.

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West 106th & Baltic. Beautiful renovated 2 BR up. Appliances, laundry, garage. $595 per month + deposit. Available October 1. 216-631-8782. (9)

W. 117th & Lorain Double for rent up, $425 per month; down for $475 per month. Both have 2 BR, garage, front porch. Now available. Call 216252-1169 ask for George or Eddie. (9)

THE SHORE INN at Rehoboth

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Payment must be made is full before ad can run. No refunds. $25 fee for returned checks.

Charming 1 and 2 BR suites in Rocky River and Lakewood area. 24 hour maintenance, off-street parking, fully equipped, starting at $395. Call for monthly specials. Lakewood 216-521-9336; Rocky River 440-333-4057. (9)

Roommates

Northern Ohio

Share Condominium

Looking for non-smoking/non-drinking gay man to share 2 BR condo near KSU. $225 + 1⁄2 utilities. 330-673-2459. (10)

DRAWING COMICS

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AS ALWAYS, TO INSURE THAT special "CURBSIDE" QUALITY, I DOUBLE..

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IS IT SUFFICIENTLY SELF-INDULGENT?

ARE THE LINES FINE ENOUGH TO ENSURE 'POOR REPRODUCTION IN MOST OF THE PAPERS??

DOES IT ACHIEVE MAXIMUM CUTENESS?

Roommate wanted to share nouse in lovely Coveland Heights neighborhood. GF preferred but GM okay. Laundry and off-street parking. $325 + 1/2 utilities. Call 216-397-1229. (12)

Woman to share Cleveland Heights home. Third floor, washer/dryer, parking, great front porch! $325 + 1/3 utilities. Call Ellen at 216-932-3235.

Central Ohio

Troy, Ohio

GWM seeks GWM to share 3 BR apartment close to I-75 & Meijers. $495 per month + 1⁄2 cable, phone, electric. Ask for Mike 937-339-9793, pager 937261-2756.

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I POKED MY FINGER WITH MY X-ACTO KNIFE... IT REALLY HURTS!

GEEZ, D'YA SUPPOSE I CAN FINISH UP BEFORE MELROS PLACE COMES ON??

I ONLY HAVE ONE MORE DAY TO GET THE STRIP DONE BY THE

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Personal Touch

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Massage for the Discriminating

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EVENTUALLY THOUGH-I NEVER KNOW JUST WHEN OR WHERE-IT'LL BECOME CLEAR TO ME WHICH DIRECTION TO TAKE AND I'LL BE READY TO BEGIN.

BY JOVE I THINK I'VE GOT IT!

...ESPECIALLY WHEN I FINALLY SHOW THE THE COMPLETED WORK TO MY NUMBER ONE FAN....

JEEZ-COULD YOU GET JUST A BIT MORE SACCHARINE HERE? AND THIS ATTEMPT AT SOCIAL COMMENTARY IS SO LAME

ETAPHORIS BVIOUS-HOW TOLD